forever—song:

Sun kissed

forever—song:

Sun kissed

"I just want somebody who will never stop choosing me."

A.G.   (via jesape)

when you’re annoyed or angry or when i’m being unreasonable or when you’re scared or when i call you frightened at 2AM, when we have our first argument and after that when we’re okay again, when I’ve pissed you off and calmed you down, when i’ve burned breakfast and forgotten to lock the front door, be like that Kiersten White quote find me in any lifetime, in any world, find me and choose me

(via 5000letters)

Holocene (+rain)
Bon Iver

ctrlaltlsd:

oh my god

stupidswampwitch:

masooood:

safeidgul:

Why can’t there be a male hooter’s equivalent where male servers are shirtless and highly sexualized for their bodies and looks

Male Strip clubs. You’re thinking of male strip clubs.

No. Not a male strip club. A strip club is a strip club. I want a place called Cahones where waiters wear Speedos and are forced to stuff if they don’t fill out their uniform well enough. I want them to giggle for my tips. I want it to be so normalised and engrained in our culture that women bring their daughters there for lunch (because whaaaaaat the wings are good! Geeze sensitive much?) where they’ll give playful little nudges like, “Wouldn’t mind if you dad had those. Heh heh heh.” that their daughters don’t even understand but will absorb and start to assume is just the normal way grown up women talk about grown up men. I want to playfully ask my waiter if I can have extra nuts on my salad and for him to swat my arm with an Oh, you because he knows if he doesn’t his manager will yell at him. I want other men to pretend to like going there so I think they’re cool. I want to go to Cahones during my lunch break at work and when I come back and tell the other women in the office where I went they chuckle slightly and the men around us suddenly feel self conscious and they don’t know why.

thinly:

This is a song about shitty friends who like to pretend they’re victims and make their friends feel sad and abandoned. If you have friends like that you should stop talking to them.
Time - Katey Chrest

generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

Blue (Da Ba Dee)
Eiffel 65

nigga-chan:

play this at my funeral 

falloutbong:

dont hit men!!!!

dont hit women!!!

dont hit people!!!!

unless theyre into that in which case make sure you have a safeword

"I have so much of you in my heart."
John Keats (via bohemianspirit)

ollymurmaid:

if tony abbott was your housemate

phagoccytosis:

Lorne 2013 //

"I want to roll over at 2 a.m. to a kiss from you not a text message"