unpopuler:

people who can open cereal boxes perfectly are not to be trusted 

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

thesonsofmumford:

Happy Mumford Day!

thesonsofmumford:

Happy Mumford Day!

forever—song:

Here’s one of the last photo’s of us on his last day here, and one of my favourites too.

taco-marco:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

What does this mean???? Help????

Yesterday I said farewell to my Tristan before he made his way all the way back to the other side of the world again after staying with me for almost a month in Australia.

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heckayeah:

american sex ed
heckayeah:

american sex ed
heckayeah:

american sex ed
heckayeah:

american sex ed
heckayeah:

american sex ed
heckayeah:

american sex ed
heckayeah:

american sex ed
heckayeah:

american sex ed

heckayeah:

american sex ed

shellfish-machiness:

You know who else is underrated? Owl City. This introverted guy who wrote a bunch of songs on his computer in his parents basement. With lyrics like “reality is a lovely place, but I wouldn’t wanna live there” and “please take a long hard look through your textbook, cause I’m history” and he tweets stuff like “got groceries. Enough social interaction for the week” and “girl I ain’t no astronaut, but I need a little space” and I love owl city

blueflight:

[AGGRESSIVELY APOLOGIZES FOR BEING A BAD FRIEND AND AN UNPLEASANT PERSON TO BE AROUND]

elliottgruenburg:

Too Weird To Live Too Rare To Die + b&w snapchats
elliottgruenburg:

Too Weird To Live Too Rare To Die + b&w snapchats
elliottgruenburg:

Too Weird To Live Too Rare To Die + b&w snapchats
elliottgruenburg:

Too Weird To Live Too Rare To Die + b&w snapchats
elliottgruenburg:

Too Weird To Live Too Rare To Die + b&w snapchats
elliottgruenburg:

Too Weird To Live Too Rare To Die + b&w snapchats
elliottgruenburg:

Too Weird To Live Too Rare To Die + b&w snapchats
elliottgruenburg:

Too Weird To Live Too Rare To Die + b&w snapchats
elliottgruenburg:

Too Weird To Live Too Rare To Die + b&w snapchats

elliottgruenburg:

Too Weird To Live Too Rare To Die + b&w snapchats
frickfrackbootysmack:

angelt626:

And here is what we call a textbook defintion of puppydog eyes.

it winked are you joking
frickfrackbootysmack:

angelt626:

And here is what we call a textbook defintion of puppydog eyes.

it winked are you joking
frickfrackbootysmack:

angelt626:

And here is what we call a textbook defintion of puppydog eyes.

it winked are you joking
frickfrackbootysmack:

angelt626:

And here is what we call a textbook defintion of puppydog eyes.

it winked are you joking
frickfrackbootysmack:

angelt626:

And here is what we call a textbook defintion of puppydog eyes.

it winked are you joking
frickfrackbootysmack:

angelt626:

And here is what we call a textbook defintion of puppydog eyes.

it winked are you joking

frickfrackbootysmack:

angelt626:

And here is what we call a textbook defintion of puppydog eyes.

it winked are you joking

"

Imagine this:
Wendy Darling becomes a pilot as soon as she comes of age,
because she was always going to find a way to fly,
and night after night sitting by the windowsill never got her anywhere
other than the ground.
When told of her curse, Sleeping Beauty goes in search of a spindle.

Imagine this:
Instead of mounting the land with her feet full of needles, Ariel watches as her lover slides into the ocean with his legs blurring into scales.
One night, Belle finds herself growing a set of fangs and a coat of shaggy fur to match her Beast’s, and finds that she prefers jagged claws to blunt fingernails.

Imagine this:
Susan Pevensie is not shunted from her kingdom
because she learned to use the only weapons she had at hand,
forfeiting her bow and arrow for red-lined lips and slick nylons.
After her feathers bloom like they do every night, Odette goes to find the sorcerer
and plunges her beak into each of his eyes.

Imagine this:
True love’s kiss is sitting quietly in the middle of their priorities.
If they find themselves locked in a castle, they break down the walls.
Give me princesses in tattered chainmail or ripped dresses
or both
or neither.
Give me princesses who ride around, slaying dragons
or mounting them and claiming the sky.

Imagine this:
When they are placed up in a tower and told to wait for their hero,
our princesses take their fate by the guts
slide their thighs around the neck of their thrashing dragon
and take to the stars.

"

uniqueuninked:

Marcus Mumford, the eternal cutie pie