agentlemanandasavage:

littlemissenglish:

I want a pink collar ☺️

Gentleman Savage

agentlemanandasavage:

littlemissenglish:

I want a pink collar ☺️

Gentleman Savage

typicalhope:

1minute / 12 seconds × 5 tumblr color 

typicalhope:

1minute / 12 seconds × 5 tumblr color 

bittersweetsymphony19:

zestysheeran:

Okay so I told Ed that my parents jokingly told me that they would disowned me if I cried and this happened

I am dead.

lesbianvenom:

i hate when people complain about how technology is “ruining everything.” i have over 200 pictures of my dog on my phone and i can send them to my friends when they are sad. how is that ruining anything. why do you hate happiness

  • American People: muslim countries are so awful to women they need to treat them better
  • American People: Women ask to get raped
  • American People: Girls need to cover themselves they're a distraction to boys
  • American People: Women shouldn't be able to get abortions
  • American People: Why should women get birth control they shouldn't have sex anyway
  • American People: We have such great equality God bless

dysfunctunal:

imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

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lightspeedsound:

WHAT DOES THIS PERSON ACTUALLY LOOK LIKE THO

stayuglystayangry:

i googled basically “why isnt there something like grindr but for ladies” and the answer was “there have been but they all fail because men kept infiltrating them and being disgusting and predatory” amazing why didnt i figure that out on my own

kerrsplat:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

Twilight may be trash but at least they cast actual native americans to play natives

That is a serious burn for a LOT of movies.  I’m not sure we have enough burn cream for this.

thetrickstergoddess:

shedresseskindaprochoice:

We’re 4 days out from the general election here in NZ and one of our biscuit companies is taking it very seriously….

i think they’re the only ones

"You bit into me
and left teethmarks
in my skin
so I wouldn’t forget
your smile
and you called it love
but jesus christ
I couldn’t forget you
if I tried
and now there’s blood
all over
everything"

charmancler:

i’ve never met nicki minaj but i trust her